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CUMBERBITCHSANDWICH’S 5,000 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY

To mark this momentous and humbling occasion, I’ve decided to do a giveaway.

There are many things that I could’ve included as prizes.

But since I’m a bookseller by trade, I’ve decided to make it books.

FIRST PLACE

~Any large Barnes & Noble Leatherbound Collector’s Edition of your choice. Doesn’t have to be ‘The Complete Sherlock Holmes’. But it’s awesome. I recommend it.

SECOND PLACE

~Any small Barnes & Noble Leatherbound Collector’s Edition of your choice. Doesn’t have to be ‘Frankenstein’. But it’s awesome. I recommend it.

THIRD PLACE

~A copy of ‘Sherlock Holmes & Philosophy’. Just in case this sounds boring to you, I want you to know that I usually HATE anything to do with philosophy. But this book is extremely interesting and entertaining. If you’re a true Sherlockian, it’ll give you some really cool insight.

A lot of people seem to do book-related giveaways, but I feel justified because books are what I do. I own all three of the books that are pictured.

RULES

~You MUST be following me. This isn’t a ploy to get more followers, because I couldn’t give less fucks about that. Quality over quantity. The purpose of this giveaway is to reward the people who have been faithfully following me. Future faithful followers (look at that alliteration) are also welcome, of course.

~Only reblogs of this post count. Likes don’t. I’d prefer it if you only did one reblog a day. People don’t appreciate a fucking spammer. And I don’t want to be the cause of it.

~This contest is going to run for only 3 weeks. August 20th is going to be the end date. Once August 21st hits? I stop counting.

~Your ask box must be open so that I can communicate with the winners. If it isn’t, I find a new winner.

~I’ll ship anywhere in the world that’s shippable, by the cheapest shipping method available. I don’t care how long it takes to get to wherever you are. Because Ms. Moneybags I am not.

~As for what constitutes a ‘large’ or ‘small’ leatherbound book, it has to do with price. I’ll give you a list of the available titles for each if you win.

~If you decide to follow me just for the length of the giveaway and then unfollow me afterwards, that’s fine. I can’t control that. But be warned.

Cumberbitch Sandwich is my personal blog, so I post all sorts of shit, including the [more than] occasional hardcore gay porn gif. If you don’t like it? Tough. You’ve got to put up with cocks all over your dash for three weeks.

Anyway.

LET THE GAMES COMMENCE

how the fuck did I miss this!! …… god I swear I spend most of my life living under a fucking rock!!!

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